Re-arrange the letters

and you get….

• Dormitory = Dirty Room
• Presbyterian = Best In Prayer
• Astronomer = Moon Starer
• Desperation = A Rope Ends It
• The Eyes = They See
• George Bush = He Bugs Gore
• The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
• Slot Machines = Cash Lost In Me
• Animosity = Is No Amity
• Election Results = Lies – Let’s Recount
• Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z ‘s
• A Decimal Point = Im A Dot In Place
• The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
• Eleven Plus Two = Twelve Plus One
• Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Those people good at Scrabble or with an excellent Lexicon ability should be able to create more…